It's Younger Daughter's Birthday! by RFY (HF)

30 Sept. 2025

Today is our younger daughter, Elise's, birthday! She is 28... YEARS!!! That means I must be older than 28, too! Happy birthday, Elvis!!!

Meanwhile, here's some old and new and weird stuff to contemplate! Yeah...


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OLD SKOOL HOBBIES… (Remember “planking?”) This is my younger daughter (H.B.!!) with two cousins invading a home improvement store and PERFORMING!!!

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Brain Twister Bonus Section!!!

ancient email archive... (PART 0001) (Started 28 Sept. 2025)

[Okay, so here's the deal. Gmail USED TO say you can keep your emails forever and never have to worry about it. NOW, they say you need to keep your total email content to x-amount of memory space. Therefore, I'm working on deleting old stuff so that I don't lose the ability to receive NEW emails... Here's what I've deemed mildly interesting enough to keep:

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Pynchon stuff
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Dxxx Cxxx [email scrubbed]
Wed, Feb 18, 2009, 8:19 PM
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The wiki:

[web address scrubbed, cuz it ain't mine to share!]

The songs so far (many are not done):
[web address scrubbed, cuz it ain't mine to share!]

User name: xxx
password: xxx

Might I suggest you try Byron the Bulb?

I'll send you a CD that you can play on the show when it's all
done...good seeing you today.
Dxxx

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Poetry Submission
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Richard Yates [web address scrubbed...]
Wed, Aug 12, 2009, 8:03 AM
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Greetings Shooters and Viners,

My name is Richard F. Yates and I found your publication through
Duotrope.com. I am submitting four poems for your consideration:
"Smudge Rough Random Crunch," "Nursing Rhines," "It's Cold," and
"Blindfold Shuffle Roll the Die and Cheat." The last poem, "Blindfold
Shuffle...," was created using a chance method where I wrote random
phrases on notecards, shuffled them, and used dice to decide how many
times each phrase was to be repeated. (I think that kind of stuff is
funny.) Hope you enjoy them!

Thanks,
Richard

"Smudge. Rough. Random. Crunch."

Rumble. Jump. Excrement. Filling Station. Adultery. Lamentation.
Crumpled. Fission.

Deplorable. Atom Bomb. Lynching. Ugly. Tile. Symetry. Sin. Election.
Crime. Consolation.

Undulation. Uncommon. Lost.
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"Nursing Rhines"

Gloomy glummy
rin-tin-tin
Haven't any cookies left
feeling far too thin

Pickled fingers
running bulls
Crying in the rain

Underneath umbrella wings
pop top
foaming lips
Crippled blinkers
halo lights
Vomit in the sink
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"It's Cold"

It's cold
.....in this room
No one's talking
.....or looking each other
.....in the eye
Even the children
.....are still
.....No nervous little feet
.....kicking chair legs
I can see the ice
.....on each shallow puff
.....of breath
.....even though it's not there
It's as if
.....the entire room
.....has forgotten how to love
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"Blindfold, Shuffle, Roll the Die (and Cheat)"

Hot
So hot
Rules the Earth
Rules the Earth
Rules the Earth
Rules the Earth
Blip
Blip
I don't know why I wanted it
But I got it
I don't know why I wanted it
But I got it
Test the waters
Test the waters
Lumbering giant
Lumbering giant
I'm Lost
Lost
I know that now
I'm Lost
Lost
I know that now
Tut
Bunk
Psychological break-throughs
Usually happen after dark
Psychological break-throughs
Usually happen after dark
Psychological break-throughs
Usually happen after dark
Rumpled

It's better not to know
Who's watching you
It's better not to know
Who's watching you
Munchie
I lean on my pen
I lean on my pen
I lean on my pen
Prick
Rumble Grumble
Molock
Molock
Stoned
And in love
Left alone
Just for a few seconds
Get up
Flowers growing
Nipped bud
Nipped bud
Nipped bud
He's a good man
And thorough

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submissions@shootsandvines.com
Wed, Aug 12, 2009, 8:28 AM
to me

Richard, I'd like to publish Nursing Rhines and It's Cold on September 30.
Will you send over a bio please?

Thanks,
Cxxx

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Richard Yates [email scrubbed]
Wed, Aug 12, 2009, 8:31 AM
to submissions

Wow! You are FAST... Here's a bio. If it's too long, just use the bits you like.

Bio:
Richard F. Yates is a poet, short story author, and artist living in
Washington state, USA. He is married and has two daughters, works in
the writing center at Washington State University @ Vancouver, and his
work has appeared in such places as: Mad Swirl, The Salmon Creek
Journal, Words-Myth, Word Riot, and Vision? Nary! Magazine. He was a
featured presenter and workshop instructor at the Raymond Carver
Writing Festival in 2008 and 2009, one of the winners of the 2007
Ooligan Press Flash Fiction Contest, and is a member of the Washington
Poets Association.

For more information, please check out his MySpace page:
http://www.myspace.com/richardfyates [R.I.P. to the REAL MySpace...]

Thanks,
Richard

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submissions@shootsandvines.com
Aug 12, 2009, 8:38 AM
to me

Hahaha. I've had so many major computer probs over the past three months. I
used to be the fastest editor online but those three months has led
everyone to question if I've lost my touch. I see I haven't. :)

Thanks so much,
Cxxx

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Punk Lecture Playlist - From Rick Yates
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Richard Yates [email scrubbed]
Tue, Jul 28, 2009, 10:06 PM
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I did find the email you sent me last year. The list looks excellent
to me. Here it is, with your comments:

"Now that I have been inspirited by you, below would be the new and
improved list.

#1 Velvet Underground, Heroin (1967)
#2 MC5, Kick Out the Jams (1969)
#3 The Stooges, I Wanna Be Your Dog (1969)
#4 David Bowie, Ziggy Stardust (1972)
#5 New York Dolls, Personality Crisis (1973)
#6 Iggy the Stooges, Search and Destroy (’73)
#7 The Ramones, Blitz Krieg Bop (1976)
#8 Patti Smith Group, My Generation (1976)
#9 Richard Hell the Voidoids, Blank Generation (’77)
#10 The Dammed, New Rose (1976)
#11 The Sex Pistols, Anarchy In The UK (1976)
#12 The Clash, White Riot (1977)
#13 X, Los Angles (1979)
#14 The Clash, Rock The Casbah (1982)
#15 Guns N' Roses, New Rose (1993)

So I added more background info. MC5 and Stooges

Tony gets credit for Hell. I think you can talk about TV when you do Hell.

What you convinced me to do is play two Iggy songs!

No Cowpunk, but mention it. Nirvana, I would not do and save it for
the grunge lecture and trace back the roots.

Fun! I will probably change my mind next year, but wait….you are doing
the lecture again!"

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Attachments
Wed, Jul 29, 2009, 10:17 AM
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Here's the power point.
I look forward to the "hang".
Jxxx

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Mariah's new email
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Mariah Yates [email scrubbed]
Fri, May 28, 2010, 9:05 PM
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This is Mariah's new email account.

Richard Yates [email scrubbed]
Mon, Jun 14, 2010, 10:01 AM
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here's your new email account info!

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---(HEART) ricardo!!!

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art werks
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Rebel Skate [email scrubbed]
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Brian's Bio for Me
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Rebel Skate [email scrubbed]
Fri, Mar 12, 2010, 1:07 PM
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Brian's Bio for Richard F. Yates:

Poet Richard F. Yates found himself lying in a bath of chocolate milk
somewhere along the Florida panhandle when he was five. He has been
drinking chocolate milk ever since. Rick likes to bury nuts in the
spring in order to have enough material to reduce the size of the
antennas that come during the winter. In fact, Yates likes to look at
the stars and yodel towards his home planet of DiscoJuice, a little
know celestial body that resides in galaxy of imafucker. Rick is
married to a wonderful wife and has three great kids, evidenced by their
constant support of him during his molting season, in which Yates
becomes encased in a syrup filled cocoon that smells something like
sour chocolate milk, mothballs, patchouli oil and human excrement.
Needless to say, Yates is an eclectic reader and writer who is
interested in reading any of your works, especially if a fuzzy
caterpillar is included.

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Poetry Submission: Richard F. Yates
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Richard Yates [email scrubbed]
Sun, Aug 9, 2009, 7:33 AM
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Greetings Daedalus Reviewers,

My name is Richard F. Yates and I found your publication through
Duotrope.com. I am submitting three poems for your consideration:
"Root for the Home Team", "Factuality", and "Residue". I hope you
enjoy them!

Thanks,
Richard

"Root for the Home Team"

At my daughter's baseball practice
.....sitting in the car
.....eating a toasted-cheese sandwich
.....and some tomato and basil coated wheat crackers

Ellie's been sick
.....but we came anyway

Right now
.....she is way down the field
.....away from where I parked
.....but there's a group of about ten tee-ballers
.....(and five coaches)
.....practicing right next to me
.....with tennis balls and whiffle balls
.....(instead of the hard stuff)

Little kids are funny to watch
.....(as long as they're not in my house
.....breaking my things)

They throw with their whole bodies
.....(but it don't go that far---
.....their bodies ain't very big)

And they dive on the ball
.....(like soldiers ducking into fox-holes)
.....when it lands nearby

And they seem
.....somehow
.....to run without bending their legs

Of course
.....with Ellie sick
.....and despite the fact
.....that it's been dry for the last couple hours
.....now it's starting to rain
...........Not badly
...........Just a sprinkle

But the sicky-head
.....probably
.....shouldn't be out in it
.....(We don't want a relapse)

I keep hearing someone yell
....."Dad!"
.....But not for me
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"Factuality"

In poetry
I can lie like a sonnuvabitch
and get away with it

Because the truth of a poem
isn't related
to its historical factuality

It's in the fingers of the wind
wrinkles on memories
and promises of pleasures
in the dark
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"Residue"

While reading a Billy Collins collection
.....The Trouble with Poetry and Other Poems
.....it occured to me
.....that I now have a body of work
...........which is only a "body of work"
...........if you think of it that way
...........It could just as easily be called
..........."residue of life"
.....so vast
.....that it would be impossible
.....even if I never wrote another word
.....to catalog it all

Journals, notebooks, papers
.....bits of receipts and envelopes
.....advertisements, zines, stories
.....poems, essays
.....blog and bulletin board posts
.....emails (most of which are now lost forever
...........What a waste of time and energy
...........thinking up clever things to say
...........and then just sending them away
...........At least with a proper letter
...........sent through the post
...........there is a chance that the words might survive
...........lying dormant
...........hybernating
...........perhaps in a drawer or shoe-box
...........or stuck as a bookmark
...........in someone's Bible or romance novel)
.....photographs, drawings, paintings
.....collages, mix-tapes and cds
.....radio shows, videos, lecture notes
.....and creepy thoughts etched on the brains
.....of all the people I've bothered over the years

At this point
.....it's too late to ask if any of it's worthwhile

I do things
.....Some bits I keep
.....others I send out into the world
.....so they can find their own way

Very few have come back home yet
.....but they're still young
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Bio:
Richard F. Yates is a poet, short story author, and artist living in
Washington state, USA. He is married and has two daughters, works in
the writing center at Washington State University @ Vancouver, and his
work has appeared in such places as: Mad Swirl, The Salmon Creek
Journal, Words-Myth, Word Riot, and Vision? Nary! Magazine.

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Daedalus Submissions [email scrubbed]
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Hi Richard,

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to read your poems. After
consideration, I'd like to include "Factuality" in the first issue of
the Daedalus Review. The issue should be available in the next few
days. Thanks for submitting!

Best regards,
Axxx

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Submission - Poetry
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Richard Yates [email scrubbed]
Fri, Apr 17, 2009, 5:42 PM
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Greetings Clockwise Cats,

My name is Richard F. Yates and I am very happy to have found your
site. I am a huge fan of the Beats (particularly Ginsberg), the
Dadaists (my prime affections lie with the Zurich experiments), and
some aspects of the Surrealists. (The only Symbolist who I'm in any
way familiar with is Aubrey Beardsley, but I am quite fond of his
work.) Anyway, I am submitting three poems for your consideration:
"Auto", "Movement", and "Dawn". I hope you enjoy them!

Bio:
Richard F. Yates is a poet, short story author, and zine maker living
in southern Washington state, USA. He is married and has two daughters
(who will both be taller than him soon, but that's probably for the
best.) He works in the writing center at Washington State University @
Vancouver and is trying to complete an MA in English at Portland State
University in Portland, Oregon. His work has appeared (sometimes
spontaneously) in such places as: Mad Swirl, The Salmon Creek Journal,
Words-Myth, Vision? Nary! Magazine, and WordSlaw. He was one of the
winners of the 2006 Ooligan Press Flash Fiction Contest and served as
the 2005 poetry editor for The Salmon Creek Journal.

Thanks!
Richard

"Auto"

My dashboard is furry with dust
.....flecked with little petrified lakes
.....of coffee-mud

Windshield is cracked

Can barely see the gauges
.....through the layers of sediment
.....lined with finger tracks
.....where I've half-heartedly
.....pushed the grime around

Because I'm a god-damned commuter

Living in a small town
.....where my education
.....and disposition
.....render me unemployable

A skeleton hangs
.....from the passanger side sun visor

Mardi-Gras beads bleached
.....from a vibrant green and gold
.....to a uniform cloudy silver
.....props from some black and chrome film
.....a sci-fi oldie
.....swing with each turn

The floors are buried
.....in empty pop cans
.....and greasy fast food bags

And the odometer
.....reads 80,000 miles
.....and counting

"Movement" I can't join the other movements
.....Them Futurists, Beats, Bohos
.....Them "ists" of all sorts
.....Factory Stars, Fluxurs, and Fugs
...........Or them Da-da-das

Enrollment's closed
.....Can't pay the entry fee
...........Or monthly dues
.....All the members are dead
...........Or they just don't like me

I'll start my own movement
.....A movement of one
...........A single atom careening through space
...........Colliding and crashing
...........Pinballing off good people and bad
.....Knocking over trash cans
.....And breaking windows in glass houses

Fusing, fizzhing
.....Exploding in light and energy released

I am the atom with the plus spin and electrons to spare
.....The isotope with the densest nucleus
.....A half-life of a million years
...........And the shelf-life of the quickest eye-lash flick

My path is unpredictable
.....My orbit constantly expanding
...........And decaying

And my feet shuffle to the beat-pulse
.....Of my own universal clique

"Dawn"

I might wear a dracula cape
.....to the wedding
And make certain I leave the reception
.....before dawn

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Axxx Rxxx [email scrubbed]
Mon, Apr 20, 2009, 9:31 PM
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Thanks for submitting. I'll be in touch within three-ish weeks.

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Richard Yates [email scrubbed]
Oct 5, 2009, 7:07 PM
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Greetings,

According to my records I sent you three poems, "Auto", "Dawn", and
"Movement", in April of this year. As it has been more than 150 since
I sent them and I haven't yet heard from you, I am assuming, at this
point. that the poems have been rejected. To keep things circulating,
I am going to send them on to a new publisher. Thanks.

Richard

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Axxx Rxxx [email scrubbed]
Thu, Oct 8, 2009, 9:43 AM
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Hello,

I am sorry for the terrible delay - they must somehow have slipped through the cracks. Allow me to do a search for them and re-consider them? Or would you rather just move on to another webzine? It's your call - let me know.

Axxx Rxxx

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Richard Yates [email scrubbed]
Thu, Oct 8, 2009, 3:05 PM
to Axxx

Actually, I would love for you to have a look at them, if you haven't
yet. (It just seems like I'm being rude if I don't send a note before
I send things elsewhere.) I'm including a copy of my original email
below (although, I have edited the bio a bit).

Thanks!
Richard

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Axxx Rxxx [email scrubbed]
Fri, Oct 9, 2009, 7:04 AM
to me

I really like these. Sorry I mistakenly overlooked them before. We can use them in Issue 16, coming up in about a month.

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Mxxx Cxxx [email scrubbed]
Dec 28, 2010, 5:39 PM
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From: [email scrubbed]
To: [email scrubbed]
Subject: Fw: Cycles
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2010 17:15:51 -0800

This'll put a warp on yer noodle

https://youtu.be/-0Xa4bHcJu8?si=98ysPOjHKTYIEVJP

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Moderne Antiques
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Mxxx Cxxx [email scrubbed]
Jan 23, 2011, 12:37 PM
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Don't know if ya get the daily snooze, but in case ya don't, here's good readin'----> http://tdn.com/lifestyles/article_56c392ca-2694-11e0-a837-001cc4c03286.

Richard Yates [email scrubbed]
Jan 23, 2011, 8:14 PM
to Mxxx

Yep. Mariah gets the paper and snagged the article for me! Very cool,
and rather more in depth than I would have suspected from TDN! Keep on
rockin' it!!!

---Ricardo

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The Terrors of Misty Meadows

Richard F. Yates

21 July 2011

Characters:

Angry Toast Guy – A grown man who dresses like a piece of toast and bemoans the current place of toast in the average human’s diet. He disparages low-­‐carb dieting and predicts an eventual doom if toasted bread is forgotten!

Carmel Colored Poodle – When the moon is full, she transforms into a gerbil!

Microscopic Doug – A tiny, tiny person who works at a law firm as a secretary.

Pinko Bastard – A “red” who is neither properly ashamed of his political inclinations nor old enough to shave!

Melvin – His name is Melvin.

Party Time Tom -­‐-­‐ Secretly dislikes the taste of onion and sour cream chips, but plays along with the crowd for fear of being ostracized from the party scene.

Sally Cornwalski – A world class video game champion and part-­‐time assassin.

Gaston – God of Used Drier Sheets! One time lover of Sally Cornwalski.

Chocolate Milk Dude – Always has a carton of chocolate milk. If his carton is disturbed or, the gods forbid, spilled, he becomes a berserk, rage-­‐filled killing machine.

Terrible Tish – Writes greeting cards.

Frederic Eyesquish – A billionaire and psychic with a paralyzing phobia of hair-­care products.

Charlie Grasscrawler – Weekend warrior.

Pebbles G. (for Geronimo) McGoo – Evil DJ and sorceress. Arch rival of Carmel Color Poodle.

Detective Pooch – A basset hound and local homicide detective. Often the most popular dog at the party!

Legs Fillibuster – Male prostitute. Secretly an alien spy gathering information on our planet for an intergalactic television network.

Corky Pigskin – Former high school quarterback who now works as a bodyguard for Frederic Eyesquish. Corky still carries his state championship football with him everywhere he goes (including the shower, the doctor, etc.)

Cho-­‐Cho – A demon who has been vacationing in our world for the last few thousand years. Lives in a boarding house run by...

Old Woman Beckie – An ancient crone who hates everyone in the world except Cho-­‐Cho (who she only mildly dislikes) and Melvin (who she adores. No one knows why.)

Moldy Mark – A hippie.

The Boodle – A mysterious creature who is into recycling, has vast amounts of mystical knowledge, and on occasion eats small children who are left alone in city parks. Altogether, a fairly pleasant creature, once you get to know it. (Its gender, if it has one, is unknown.)

Pepper Jackson – A spunky girl who completed military boot camp training in four hours, but retired from military service to open a beauty salon. No one forgets to tip her. Secretly, Pepper has a crush on Cho-­‐Cho, but wonders if she might be gay.

Cola – News reporter, the ONLY news reporter, for the Daily Flying Eyeball. Most people suspect that he belongs to a secret society bent on world domination, but he was far too stupid to pass the entrance exam.

The Jinkers – A hideous and ancient secret society bent on world domination, although NOT the group that Cola failed to join. That was a completely different secret society bent on world domination. At last count, there were twenty-four secret societies active in Misty Meadows, according to Old Woman Beckie at least, and no one has the guts to say otherwise. The Jinkers are lead by...

Nancy Brewpop – Current leader of The Jinkers, Nancy took over the group when her grandmother, Waxy Pam, retired. Nancy also runs a flower shop.

Waxy Pam – Grandmother of Nancy Brewpop, Waxy ruled The Jinkers for five decades, and in that time she managed to take over a laundry mat, an adult theater, a second hand clothing store, and a tobacco shop. Her skills as a leader are legendary. However, she now seems to be suffering from a mild dementia and, though her granddaughter usually thwarts her activities, Waxy spends most of her time of late attempting to assassinate key members of the community. She is, however, a formidable and respected lawn-­‐darts player.

The Devil’s Puppets – A gang of street toughs who print and distribute subversive bumper stickers.

Oddball Lew – A lawyer and pool shark (as in swimming pool!!) Owns the law firm where Microscopic Doug works.

Rex Tenderloin – Mayor of the town. A heart-­‐throb, but exceedingly shallow and severely addicted to cough syrup. One of Waxy Pam’s primary targets for extermination.

Half ‘n’ Half Harry – Bar tender, ninja, and mysterious inter-­‐dimensional pirate and gang lord. Possibly evil, extremely short, balding, but has a hypnotically beautiful voice. When he advertises a karaoke night, businesses have been known to close so that everyone can attend the event.

The Choppers – A street gang who all carry photographs of expensive motorcycles in their pockets. However, they are all too frightened to actually ride on motorbikes.

Redneck Chrissy – Healthy girl next door, although she sells pirated DVDs! Thoroughly evil.

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Welcome to StumbleUpon!
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StumbleUpon
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Richard F. Yates [email scrubbed]
Wed, Mar 6, 2013, 9:18 PM
to me

Email test.

This is to see how easy it is (or not) to send these notes to my email account.

Sent from my Kindle Fire

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[Will there be more ancient email??? Maybe...]

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[Below, I will share some of my favorite memes and stolen images. THIEF!!! I didn't make these and I don't own them. The majority are from a variety of FaceBoot groups. It's not about making dough. I just enjoy these images and want more folks to see them. If you REALLY want to know where I found these, send me a note, and I can share the image tags with ya. I'm not trying to take credit, just lazy... Ha!]

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P.S. - All of my stuff in this post is CC0, Creative Commons, and can be used by other folks for whatever they wanna do with it. If you want to say where you got the raw, that'd be cool! Anything that AIN'T mine, ain't mine to give away... END OF LINE...

---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)

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